Proud to be a Gujarati :

Unmistakable characteristics of a true Gujarati
01.Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is our ‘Kaka’.

02.We never go to Office, we go to Hoffis!

03.The first rule of money – never use your own!

04.”Su nava juni” is our version of ‘wassup’?

05.Be it 7am in the morning or past midnite, gathiyas are always welcome.

06.We keep an “ELARAM” to wake up in the morning.

07.No party is over without a round of GARBA.

08.We call all types of noodles “Meggi”!

09.When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS Chhey.

10.We have a PhD in bargaining, by birth.

11.We can speak any language of the world, in Gujarati!

12.We don’t have feelings, we have FILLINGS!

13.Jai Shri Krishna = Hello and Good Bye.

14.All our conversations begin with kem chhe, maja ma ne, and end with: “koi saaru investment batavo ne…”

15.We shout our guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear us better that way.

16.Swimming is not for us – we call it ‘chhab-chhabia’.

17.For us Electricity never goes – only, Light does!

18.We don’t call people, we COAL them.

19.Sensex interests us…more than anything

20.Chhas is our Beer!

21.We are everywhere, all over the globe – deal with it…

22.We go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES for refreshments.

23.Mount Abu is Switzerland.

24.If a Gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it “Chhas with Chhagan”.

25.A true Gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese and Undhiyu at the cousin’s wedding…

26.At least 50% of the contacts in the phone book end with the word BHAI.

27.Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice. Being Gujju – just eat more yaar, ‘shu farak pade chhe?’.

28.Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything – from Fashion style to Nation’s progress.

29.Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home – Apduj chhe…

30.We will spend 1000 rupees for a 10 rupee free gift, free ma malle, etle maja aavi jai…

31.We eat home made theplas with chhundo and athanu on business class flight.

32.We can do Garba on any song in the world.

33.Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears for us.

34.After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, we make sure we ask for extra puri and then a discount.

35.Order soup 1 by 2, U get more quantity – be smart!

36.If it is beeg (big), edible and free, go on dude, eat it…

37.Mumbai+Gujarat+London+Amerika = whole world. Nothing else exists for us.

38.Everyone is invited to a Gujju home for lunch, and fed like u have come from the groom’s side.

39.If all of a sudden U hear a dhoom machale ringtone or a loud scream or a loud chit chat amongst a group, immediately assume that you are amidst Gujjus.

40.Hindi humko ‘jara bi nahi faata hai’.

41.Age 15 or 50, your parents will always refer to u as their ‘baby’ or ‘babo’.

42.CAdBURY is the generic name for chocolate!

43.We take the constitution very seriously, everyone is called Bhai and Ben.

44.If U do not go for Navratri, U didn’t exist.

45.We all own Reliance collectively…

46.Dandiya is our Prom.

47.U pack according to a 5N/6D holiday when going for a one day picnic.

48.Time spent at a party – Dancing(10min)
Dinner (100min)..


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